When I started university, I was incredibly nervous. I was worried I wouldn’t fit in and that people would realise how desperately uncool I am (this has partly happened, but it doesn’t bother me at all!). I didn’t know what to expect at all, and having been through my first couple of terms, I thought that I would compile a list of the things that I have learned about university life. Feel free to add your own in the comments :)
- There is no end to the amount of television you can watch during the week. Thank you, Netflix!
- Meals are chosen by the amount of washing up they produce, rather than their quality.
- Frape is never funny or original – yet everyone will do it to each other when they see an open Facebook.
- If you meet someone with a name you can’t pronounce, you will avoid saying it for the first couple of weeks of knowing them just in case you get it wrong.
- People love 9gag, and no matter how much you try and convince them, they won’t believe it’s rubbish. Imgur and Reddit are the way forward!
- Your ideas of what a good grade is decreases over the year.
- Hills are the worst thing ever invented.
- The people you meet in freshers’ week are not the friends you keep.
- You never have enough change.
- There are some people you will just never get.
- You realise how much you wish you could afford an en-suite.
- As a result of number 9, laundry is done when you have enough spare coins, not when it actually needs doing.
- Wikipedia is a saviour.
- Your day gets so much brighter when you hear your exam will be ‘multiple choice’.
- You compile a list of things university has taught you, and you hope they apply to other people and you’re not just a weird freak :)